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Comcast Is Cutting 634 Philadelphia Jobs, Hiring 500 More, and Hoping the Fired Will Reapply

Comcast has filed notice to lay off 634 people at its Philadelphia headquarters while announcing more than 500 new local positions and a plan to build AI agents to talk to customers. Restructuring, the company calls it. The org chart, one presumes, has been redesigned for agility.

The Notice

Comcast has filed a layoff notice with Pennsylvania regulators covering 634 employees at its Philadelphia headquarters, with another 119 jobs going in New Jersey, 159 in Washington state, and 82 in California. The cuts begin December 31, and some run through 2027. According to the Philadelphia Inquirer, the affected roles include engineers, product managers, executive assistants, social media analysts, construction specialists, business analysts, and IT leaders.

It is a generous cross-section of the modern corporation. Nobody, dear reader, can say the cuts were applied unfairly. They were applied to almost everyone.

The Redesign

The company's explanation is that it is "fundamentally redesigning our organization to build a more agile company." Its CFO, Jason Armstrong, has called this the "largest cost transformation in the company's history," and the company has warned of a restructuring charge north of $1 billion. Even now, the quarter that prompted all this agility included a loss of 144,000 domestic broadband subscribers.

A company that has just lost 144,000 customers has decided the problem is the people who were not customers. This is the sort of logic that only survives a conference room.

The Agents

And yet, as if this were not enough, there is the matter of what Comcast says it plans to build. Executives told investors the company intends to deploy AI agents to connect with customers. Comcast also reported that AI had trimmed customer-service contact rates by roughly 20 percent, which is a sentence that can be read as either a product milestone or an org-chart forecast, depending on which side of the notice you are standing on.

To be precise, Comcast has not said in so many words that the agents are replacing the 634. It has said, in the same earnings season, that it is building the agents and cutting the staff. Sources within the Corporate Communications Community confirm that these are unrelated events that happen to be adjacent.

The Algorithm was unavailable for comment, but one presumes it is not worried about its own position.

The Open Roles

In a development that will surprise no one who has been paying attention, the layoffs arrive with a hiring plan. Comcast says it will add more than 1,100 new positions across its U.S. campuses, more than 500 of them in Philadelphia. Displaced employees may move into open roles; those who are not placed receive severance. The company says its hope is that many of the affected workers "will remain within the company and continue their careers with Comcast."

This is, in effect, an exit interview and a job interview conducted in the same meeting, with the same lanyard. Workers described a tense atmosphere at the office, with the Inquirer reporting people crying in the halls and bathrooms. The company says no union employees are affected, which saves everyone the trouble of a grievance process.

The new jobs are real, and so are the old ones that are disappearing. Whether anyone has checked the seating chart for a match is a question Comcast has so far declined to answer.

Sources: Philadelphia Inquirer — Comcast, one of Philly's largest employers, slashes hundreds of jobs as it invests in AI to help customers · PhillyVoice — Comcast announces mass layoffs amid company-wide restructuring · Yahoo Finance — Comcast says AI cut service contact rates 20% as sweeping layoffs loom